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Sunday, October 5, 2008

Sarah Palin photoshopped In Video Games?


Now that Vice President nominee Sarah Palin has been battle tested with the debate, why not put her in some video game battles too? She brought destruction to Barack Obama and Hillary Clinton in the remake of the All Your Base video and here is what else we have come up with so far. I think she makes a better Lara Croft than Cortana. Which candidate gets your vote? Any new nominees? Maybe both Democrats and Republicans can agree on one?

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CNN Laughs It Up Over Sarah Palin Interview

Always be on time!

A priest was being honored at his retirement dinner. A local politician and member of the congregation was to give a speech at the dinner. He was delayed, so the priest decided to say a few words while they waited.
'I got my first impression of the parish from the first confession I heard. I thought I had been assigned to a terrible place. The very first person who entered my confessional told me he had stolen money from his parents, embezzled from his employer, had an affair with his boss's wife, taken drugs, and gave VD to his sister. I was appalled. But as the days went on I knew that my people were not all like that and I had, indeed, come to a fine parish full of good and loving people '
Just as the priest finished his talk, the politician arrived full of apologies at being late. He immediately started his speech. 'I'll never forget the first day our parish priest arrived, In fact, I had the honor of being the first one to go to him in confession.'

Top 10 Countries With Highest Divorce Rate [US on 3rd]


Here you are with the list of top 10 countries in world with highest divorce rate. The most amazing thing is that the Only Developed country in the list is our own United States. This is really Shocking for me. I dont know about you guys but this is not something we should be proud of.

Women Speeding

Woman: Is there a problem, Officer?

Officer: Ma’am, you were speeding.

Woman: Oh, I see.

Officer: Can I see your license please?

Woman: I’d give it to you but I don’t have one.

Officer: Don’t have one?

Woman: Lost it 4 times for drunk driving.

Officer: I see…Can I see your vehicle registration papers please.

Woman: I can’t do that.

Officer: Why not?

Woman: I stole this car.

Officer: Stole it?

Woman: Yes, and I killed and hacked up the owner.

Officer: You what?

Woman: His body parts are in plastic bags in the trunk if you want to see.

The Officer looks at the woman, slowly backs away to his car, and calls for back up. Within minutes 5 police cars circle the car. A senior officer slowly approaches the car, clasping his half drawn gun.

Officer 2: Ma’am, could you step out of your vehicle please!

The woman steps out of her vehicle.

Woman: Is there a problem sir?

Officer 2: One of my officers told me that you have stolen this car and murdered the owner.

Woman: Murdered the owner?

Officer 2: Yes, could you please open the trunk of your car, please.

The woman opens the trunk, revealing nothing but an empty trunk.

Officer 2: Is this your car, ma’am?

Woman: Yes, here are the registration papers.

The first officer is stunned.

Officer 2: One of my officers claims that you do not have a driving license.

The woman digs into her handbag and pulls out a clutch purse and hands it to the officer. The officer snaps open the clutch purse and examines the license. He looks quite puzzled.

Officer 2: Thank you ma’am, one of my officers told me you didn’t have a license, that you stole this car, and that you murdered and hacked up the owner.

Woman: Betcha the lying bastard told you I was speeding too.

Humour in Hard Time

I want to warn people from Nigeria who might be watching our show . If you get any email from Washington asking for Money it is scam. Donot fall for it -Jay Leo

Do you have any idea how cheap stocks are . Wall street is now being called wall mart street

The difference between a pigeon and london investment banker The pigeon can still make a deposit on BMW

Q : What is the difference between a guy who lost everything in Vegas and an investment banker
A :A tie

Q: What does AIG stand for

A : American innocence and greed

The problem with investment bank balance sheet is that on he left side nohing is right and on right side nothing is left

I went to buy a toaster and it came with a bank.

For Couples Who Want To Spend Quality Time Together

Top Sarcastic Police Comments

  1. You know, stop lights don’t come any redder than the one you just went through.’
  2. ‘Relax, the handcuffs are tight because they’re new. They stretch after awhile.’
  3. ‘If you take your hands off the car, I’ll make your birth certificate a worthless document.’
  4. ‘If you run, you’ll only go to jail tired.’
  5. ‘Can you run faster than 1200 feet per second? Because that’s the speed of the bullet that’ll be chasing you.’
  6. ‘You don’t know how fast you were going? I guess that means I can write anything I want to on the ticket, huh?’
  7. ‘Yes, sir, you can talk to the shift supervisor, but I don’t think it will help. Oh, did I mention that I am the shift supervisor?’
  8. ‘Warning! You want a warning? OK., I’m warning you not to do that again or I’ll give you another ticket.’
  9. ‘The answer to this last question will determine whether you are drunk or not. Was Mickey Mouse a cat or a dog?’
  10. ‘Fair? You want me to be fair? Listen, fair is a place where you go to ride on rides, eat cotton candy and corn dogs and step in monkey poop.’
  11. ‘Yeah, we have a quota. Two more tickets and my wife gets a toaster oven .’
  12. ‘In God we trust, all others we run through NCIC.’
  13. ‘How big were those ‘two beers’ you say you had?’
  14. ‘No sir, we don’t have quotas anymore. We used to, but now we’re allowed to write as many tickets as we can.’
  15. ‘I’m glad to hear that the Chief (of Police) is a personal friend of yours. So you know someone who can post your bail.
  16. ‘You didn’t think we give pretty women tickets? You’re right, we don’t. Sign here.’

Barack Obama Don't Know Shit

Barack Obama was seated next to a little girl on an airplane trip back to Washington. He turned to her and said, “Let’s talk. I’ve heard that flights go quicker if you strike up a conversation with your fellow passenger.”

The little girl, who had just opened her book, closed it slowly and said to The Obama, “What would you like to talk about?”

“Oh, I don’t know,” said the Obama. “How about What Changes I Should Make To America?” and he smiles.

“OK,” she says. “That could be an interesting topic. But let me ask you a question first. A horse, a cow, and a deer all eat the same stuff - grass. Yet a deer excretes little pellets, while a cow turns out a flat patty, and a horse produces clumps of dried grass. Why do you suppose that is?”

Obama, visibly surprised by the little girl’s intelligence, thinks about it for a second and finally says, “Hmmm, I have no idea.”

To which the little girl replies, “Do you really feel qualified to change America when you don’t know shit?”

How OJ Simpson ran out of courtroom luck - star guilty of kidnap and armed robbery

Thirteen years to the day after the smiles, fist pump and backslaps when he was cleared of double murder in the "Trial of the Century", OJ Simpson again stood and waited for a jury's verdict.


This time, he was found guilty on all 12 charges - verdicts that could leave him behind bars for the rest of his life.

And this time, Simpson pursed his lips, sighed, blew out his cheeks in apparent exasperation and nodded in resignation as friends and family broke down in tears.

Pictured: The amazing bendy TV screen that folds up to fit in your pocket

Traditional flat-screen televisions could soon become a thing of the past, as scientists have revealed an ultra-thin, flexible screen that could fold up and fit in your pocket.

The bendy screens - less than a millimetre thick - could be used for televisions, computers and phones, and may pave the way for easy-to-carry digital newspaper displays, which readers could upload their news on to daily.

Some speculate that the technology could even lead to wearable TV jackets, flexible laptop screens, and TV blankets.

Sony worked with researchers at the Max Planck Institute in Germany to create the design. They say it is flexible and transparent, and has an extremely low energy requirement, allowing laptop and phone batteries to last longer.

Flexible screen could lead to foldable computers

Researchers have demonstrated a flexible television screen which could result in people folding up their computer and putting it in their pocket.

The design could be used for television and posters, as well as computers, while it could also pave the way for the development of newspaper display technology which would allow readers to upload daily news to an easy-to-carry display contraption.

The concept demo was unveiled by researchers from Sony and the Max Planck Institute in Germany who believe "Rigid television screens, bulky laptops and still image posters are to be a thing of the past".

House backs $700bn bail-out plan

The US House of Representatives has passed a $700bn (£394bn) government plan to rescue the US financial sector.

The 263-171 vote was the second in a week, following its shock rejection of an earlier version on Monday.

The package is aimed at buying up the bad debts of failing financial institutions on Wall Street.

US President George W Bush praised lawmakers for their "spirit of co-operation" before signing the bill into law later on Friday.

The House adopted the new version after the Senate added about $100bn in new tax breaks to win Republican votes.

European leaders agree to £12bn financial crisis rescue package

Gordon Brown has won heavyweight European backing for a £12 billion immediate rescue package for small businesses in peril because of the credit crunch.

Arnold Schwarzenegger: California needs $7 billion loan to fend off credit crisis


Arnold Schwarzenegger has warned that California may need an emergency loan of up to $7 billion (£3.9 billion) from the federal government within weeks because of the credit crisis.

H.B. porn actress to play Sarah Palin in Hustler adult video


Lisa Ann, a 36-year-old adult movie actress from Huntington Beach, will play Republican vice presidential candidate Sarah Palin in a video from porn mogul Larry Flynt’s Hustler Video.

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Never get arreseted while wearing these Shirts

After an all night drinking binge things went a little too far. You find yourself in jail holding up a sign and getting a picture you will never forget. As much as this bites, at least you aren’t these guys… or are you?
Better hope you’re in jail for less than that.
Arrested Drunks go to jail.
Except in this case.
No, but you are awesome.

Bambi: Kmart by day, Stripper by night
Say that to the judge.
Better hope you aren’t sharing a cell with one.
He must have been busy…your whole life.

Please check these 15 Signs that your spouse is trying to kill you.

















How do you know that you’re spouse isn’t trying to kill you? This is serious, damn it. Over 10,000,000,000 people are killed by their spouses every day! But don’t worry. We’ll help you look for the signs

We have found 9 Digg.com Related Articles Which you would like to read



Social media sites are the fastest growing website over the web. The community is getting stronger and stronger everyday. Digg.com is one the top in the social media website which have millions of addicted users growing everyday. But just to be an addicted is not necessary to get success on the digg.com. Every digger (digg user) should know how to digg.com algorithm is working? What are the success factors on digg.com? Why any story can get a position on digg.com homepage? How to get maximum diggs? What should to do to be a good digg.com user and what should not? How to write article to be promote on digg.com? and alot of question just to know how digg.com is well for any individual?

Here’s the list of 9 useful articles which has alot of information, tips, suggestions, experiences, analysis etc. You can find them very helpful to know some interesting facts about how you can be a successfull digg.com user or digg addict.

Top 10 Diggers: How They Lost Their “Virginity�?
In this article, writer traced back the beginnings of the top 10 digg users according to Chris Finke’s list. What were their first bases (submissions)? How about their first home runs (first page)?

Analysis: Top 100 Digg Users
Interesting Analysis on top 100 digg user that what number of stories submitted, what number of stories gone popular, what percentage of submissions that hit the homepage etc

Tips on How To Get to The Front Page. (On Digg)
Tips from 11 of 30 Top users of Digg. Let’s see what advice they have for the up and coming Top Digg Users?

What is the most popular “top (number)�? list on Digg?
If you’ve spent any amount of time on Digg you’ll know how popular the “top (number)�? lists are. Top 5, 10, 50 and 100 lists regularly reach the front page - but which number list is the most popular of all?

Top 10 Reasons This List Will Be Popular on Digg
Top 10 lists can always be seen on Digg’s homepage, and to give you an example �? here are ten things that will help this post become popular on Digg.

Digging: Does it Still Work?
This article not only explained how to get to the Digg front page, but also managed to do that by getting more than 1200 diggs!

How to Get Digg Frontpaged
How you can get your humble little blog Digg frontpaged without breaking any rules or using any blackhat/spammy methods.

How To: Get 3,000+ Diggs In 24 Hours
You don’t need to be in a group to get your submissions on the front page.

75 Suggestions, Best Practices & Resources for Digg
This is a collection of ideas, tips, best practices and suggested guidelines related to success on Digg that can be found in many different places and are echoing many successful Diggers and Social Media Experts.

I know, I have missed lots of articles which are worth reading but I am waiting for you to participate in this post via submitting your knowledge base about digg.com using comment section. I also welcome you if you can share your experiences with digg.com that how did you enjoy your social media life as an addicted digg.com user.

popuri.us Helps You To Quickly Check Your Site’s Google PageRank, Alexa Rank And More!


popUri.us is a tool to check at-a-glance the link popularity of any site based on its ranking. You can check Google PageRank, Alexa Rank, Technorati etc. as well as social bookmarks like del.icio.us, subscribers (Bloglines, etc) and more…

Saturday, October 4, 2008

World's oldest mother gives birth to twins at 70



She was utterly determined to have a son.

The fact that to do so would make 70-year-old Omkari Panwar the world's oldest mother didn't even cross her mind.

Her resolve was matched by her husband Charan Singh Panwar, 77.

To pay for the IVF treatment vital to producing a male heir to the family's smallholdings, the retired farmer sold his buffalos, mortgaged his land, spent his life savings and took out a credit card loan.

And it all paid off when Mrs Panwar gave birth to twins - a boy and girl - by emergency Caesarean section in hospital in Muzaffarnagar, seven hours drive north of the Indian capital New Delhi.

The twins, born a month premature and weighing 2lb each, are healthy, according to doctors.

The Panwars already have two adult daughters, and five grandchildren, but the latest arrivals are what they have been waiting for - not least because a son will benefit from a dowry when he marries and will be able to work their land.

Mrs Panwar said: 'For eight months the pregnancy was hectic and painful. But I have given birth before, so I knew what to expect. Sometimes, you have to face the pain if you want something good.'

Her husband added: 'At last we have a son and heir. We prayed to God, went to saints and visited religious places to pray for an heir.

'The treatment cost me a fortune but the birth of a son makes it all worthwhile. I can die a happy man and a proud father.'