Never get arreseted while wearing these Shirts

After an all night drinking binge things went a little too far. You find yourself in jail holding up a sign and getting a picture you will never forget. As much as this bites, at least you aren’t these guys… or are you?

Better hope you’re in jail for less than that.

Arrested Drunks go to jail.

Except in this case.

No, but you are awesome.

Bambi: Kmart by day, Stripper by night

Say that to the judge.

Better hope you aren’t sharing a cell with one.

He must have been busy…your whole life.